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É realmente a melhor sitcom de todos os tempos!

“I’m at the corner of 1st and 1st…wait a minute, how can the same streets intersect with themselves…I must be at the nexus of the universe, Jerry”
Kramer, in “The Maid”.

“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year’s gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it’s not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.”
Jerry, in “The Visa”.

“This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.”
George, in “The Masseuse”.

“So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?”
“Undateable!”
“Then how are all these people getting together?”
“Alcohol.”
Elaine and Jerry, in “The Wink”.

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